Everyone’s favourite programme is back after its mid-season break! But what plot twists can we expect in the upcoming episodes? Will Nick and Dave finally get together? Will rival Ed prove himself? Will Theresa May ever stop wearing that awful spaceman jacket?
12:02 Two minutes in and Call-Me-Dave’s started Labour-blaming already.
12:03 Gids looks as though someone’s flicked his off-switch by accident.
12:04 Some more Labour-blaming from Dave. House is very rowdy today, they always get like this on the first day of term. Excited to see their friends again, n’awwwww.
12:05 Ed’s calling Dave on broken promises and cutting taxes on the banks. Jeers from Labour benches.
12:06 Oh no you didnnnnnnnn’! Dave just referred to Ed & AJ as Wallace and Gromit.
12:07 From twitter – @lukewaterfield remarks ‘Is this #PMQs a repeat?’
12:10 Ed says Dave’s had 8 months to regulate the banks and he’s failed to do so; Dave answers with a spot more Labour-blaming. Those who are playing the PMQ’s Drinking Game must be wasted already!
12:12 “”We’ve ended up with a Shadow Chancellor who can’t count and a Labour leader who doesn’t count!” says Dave. Ed pulls HILARIOUSLY sarky “hurhurhurygoodjokethereDave” face. I sort of want a gif of it.
Edit: here is a gif of it.
Herpderp
12:16 Here’s a PMQ’s Bingo Chart from the Loliticians, if you’re at work like me and can’t join in with the drinking game.
12:20 Ok, in fairness, a zinger from Dave against the SNP.
12:21 Not enough Badass Bercow today for my liking today (my favourite character yeah? I think he… has an interesting SEASON ARC and some of the best CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT that we’ve seen so far on the show.)
12:26 From @sophyridge on twitter: ‘Interesting to see Miliband poke fun at Cable while Cameron goes for Johnson. They are seen as two weak links.’
12:31 Zomg a point of order from the Ballster. And…. it’s all over. Phew.
12:36 I’ll leave you with one final point from @seaneeboy on twitter: ‘”YOU’re a stupid head” “No, YOU’RE a stupid head” “No, YOUR FACE” #PMQs was fun today wasn’t it?’
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